Will we have another gay pope?

While speaking with a gay cardinal who is among those who will elect the pope, I learned something startling. If we see white smoke tinged with lavender -- it means they've elected another gay pope.

I must caution you to keep this to yourself. My source asked that this remain strictly confidential. So whatever you do, don't tell anyone! I know I can trust you. That's the great thing about the internet -- we can keep secrets.