Magical ointments

Result of witchcraft?

What is it with Noxzema? As anyone who's ever used it knows, it's magical stuff.

I mean, there you are at your kitchen sink, gazing at your grey, corpse-like countenance in the mirror.

But you reach for that jar of Noxzema and put some on your face and then rinse it off -- and when you lift your head to look in the mirror, you see a young, pink, virginal face looking back at you. It's just not possible.
 
You don't think Chthulu is involved, do you?